J.K. ROWLING BITES HARD!

THE FUCKING BITCH WILL SOON MEET THE SHARPENED EDGE OF MY KATANA!
(WARNING: Spoilers Ahead for HP&THBP)

How can she? Why would she? How dare she? And most importantly: When is the most convenient time I can gouge her brains out?
Killing off Harry's main support is almost as bad as Snape being the Half-Blood Prince and betraying the Order or Malfoy acting like the biggest fluff queen this side of Orlando Bloom as Paris in Troy!
Gee...I'm not about to explode from anger or dry up from crying so much I have the world's worst fucking dehydration migraine or anything.
I was out at my local Borders at midnight just to be one of the first to finish HP&THBP. Might I just simply add that I was in full regalia, dawning my Gramdmother's cloak and boasting my timeturner and a replica of Hermione's wand. How does the wretched woman repay me? By killing off another major character to which I was bound on many levels only one book after officially shattering any hope of Remus and Sirius getting together publically. I'm about ready to hunt down the Scot and hold somebody for ransome for a re-write. My terms are as follows:
1)Bring back Sirius in a tangible form...I don't care how, just do it (without killing anyone else except maybe Moldy Voldy
2)Provide a romantic ceremony for Remus and Sirius when they are reunited to show their undying love and devotion for each other.
3)Recount, in excruciating detail, an intense sexua encounter like the world has not yet seen in children's literature.
4)Revive Dumbledore.(Period)
5)Kill Voldy. (If not aldeady taken care of in step 1)
Everybody lives happily ever after...maybe Harry can give Draco some good old fashioned punishement to coax him into joining the Order's efforts and declairing what team he bats for (If you know what I mean)
Anyway...Jae...If you're out there, give me a call!
Franny - I hope you've read the book first!
Gavin...you too!
I'm so tired of bawling I think I'll finally go to bed...got work at 9:00am today and it's about 4:30...a.m. So basically I'm fucked...been crying for like a full day...FUCK.
WE LOVE YOU DUMBLY-DORE! YOU'LL ALWAYS BE HEADMASTER TO ME!